Can't enjoy your weekend 'cause you're worrying about Hangover Monday?
Well, banish that fear 'cause
Kitster's Hangover Kit is here!
Read our step by step instructions below for MAXIMUM relief.
PRE AND POST-HANGOVER RITUAL
THE NIGHT BEFORE:
Step 1: Pop 1 Party Smart before all the debauchery begins
Step 2: If you forget, drink the Morning Fresh at the end of the night before you pass out
Step 3: Place the eye-mask in your fridge. You're definitely gonna need it in the morning
Step 4: Put the mouth freshener strips in your coat pocket or handbag before you step out
Step 5: Do the same with the condom. The name of this kit is "I Regret Nothing", so make sure there's nothing to regret!
THE MORNING AFTER:
Step 1: Headache and giddiness? Pop 1 antacid in drinking water. And drink!
Step 2: Head still throbbing? Try to eat the Chocolate Protein Bar and then take 1 painkiller
Step 3: Drink some H2O
Step 4: Still feeling sick? Place the eye-mask around your racoon-eyes
Step 5: Add a little Vicks to the sides of your forehead and try to lie down for 30 minutes
Step 6: Drink more H2O
Step 7: You should feel well enough to stand upright without leaning on your pet for support
Step 8: If you can't, pop a Phantom cigarette in your mouth (Rajini-style) and act cool :-)
Step 9: If everything fails, start a journal, document EVERYTHING, so you NEVER do this again!
Step 10: And IF you do, you know where to find another one of these kits!
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